You! For knowing so many awesome people: us! The Roller Dames and Korn Stalkers recently held our annual awards picnic at Pipe Dreams Camping and Tubing.
Yeah, we're gonna start a competitive tubing league. That's how good we are at it.
And the winners are….
MVP – Mo Payne
Best Jammer – PBR & Funsize
Best Blocker – T-Vicious
Best Pivot – The Annihilatrix
Triple Threat – PBR
Most Improved – Lil Mizfit
Rookie of the Year – HottMess & Tooth Fury
Best Bruise – The Annihilatrix
Best Injury – Tripmatize
Fan Favorite – Funsize
Spirit Award – Skinnerella
Best Attitude – Triple D
Badass Award – Dubbs
Best Boutfit – Felony Convixen
Unsung Hero – Spanky Bottoms
MVZ – Rainbow Spite
Eagle Eye – Speedtrap
Offtrack Asset – Jimmy Digital
Biggest Loser – Felony Convixen
Cleanest Skater – Steel Bullitt Stella
Most Minors – The Annihilatrix
Most Majors – Dubbs
Most Penalties in a single bout – Mo Payne (17)
Most Points in a single bout – PBR (80)
Most Points Runner up – Mo Payne (419)
Most Points – PBR (427)
T-Vicious cuddles with her Best Blocker award. She's not so vicious when she plied with food and awards.
The Annihilatrix shows off the injury that netted her "Best Bruise" title.
Funsize dons her award. A cape. She's still wearing it.
Triple D, incapable of not smiling.
Rainbow Spite pets her baby zebra award, and shields his young eyes from the Korn Stalkers lewd behavior.
Felony Convixen's tu tu was absent as she accepts her award for best boutfit.
Dubbs feels a healthy shame for her award for most penalties.
Mo and PBR compare broken records...most points, most penalties, same thing, right? I mean, they both start with a P.
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