If you’re looking for the perfect place to take your special little honey bear this pre-valentines weekend, then look no further! The Roller Dames are playing a bout, just for you, Saturday, February 11! And while I’m giving advice, you probably should stop calling your boyfriend Honey Bear in public, it’s embarrassing. We are taking on the Oskaloosa Mayhem Girls (henceforth OMG) at Long Lines (which now serves booze!) at 7 pm, with shenanigans to follow at Dalton’s Office. And don’t forget to treat your sweetie to some Dames-approved valentines goodies, which will be available at the bout! They’re sweet and just a little salty, like a dame after a hard bout….ugh, that’s disgusting, never mind, the candy is not like a roller dame at all, it’s good, clean and smells delightful.
Tickets are available at Dalton’s Office, Knoepfler Chevrolet and Kinetico of Siouxland or from your friendly neighborhood dame.
