Get your fancy pants and ass kickin’ shoes ready because Rolling Along the River 4 is almost here! Saturday, October 15, twelve roller derby teams will be taking over the South Sioux City Golf Dome for a day of EPIC derby. And, make no mistake, I’m not misusing the word epic like all you young’uns are wont to do; This M-Fer is gonna have sirens, a shipwreck, angry gods, dead Trojans and a smokin’ hot queen (I’m totally talking about me). You’re gonna wake up on Sunday with skate bearings in your hair and nothing in your suitcase but a severed panty hose leg full of irregular jelly beans. Why? Who knows! These things happen at EPIC roller derby tournaments. Better bring some extra drawers.
Day passes are $5, available at the door, which will swing wide at 8:00 am. Men’s teams will be Sioux City Korn Stalkers, Cow Town Butchers, Green Bay Smackers, Your Mom, Rock City Riot and Race City Rebels. Women’s teams will be Sioux City Roller Dames, Fargo-Moorhead Derby Girls, Norfolk Bruizin’ Bettys, Sioux Falls Roller Dollz, Des Moines Derby Dames and Circle City Derby Girls.
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Hey ladies! What is the actual times/schedule for the tourney? I’ll be in town from Dallas and would love to catch the Dames skating:)
Our first bout is against Fargo at 9:15 am. Should be a good one! Last year it came down to the two of us for the championship. We’ll be updating our Twitter feed all day with matchups and times, so the best way to find out when a bout will be is to follow us @SCrollerdames. Hope to see you there!